Veggietales: Soup
I would like to start this of by saying this; I am a christian, so haters will be peed on/killed.
Being the christian I am, I only allow my children to watch holesome TV, and appropriate music. (Such as Kidz Bop) So I let my son watch Veggietales while he chews food.
But one day, something disturbing happened that made the world explode in our household. This is where the story begins.
The theme song played as usual, and the big idea logo played, the weird thing is that it had a slightly red background! I continued on, thinking that it was faulty wiring of the VHS tape. Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber showed up, and Bob said "Hi kids! We got a hell of a story today!" Hell was an odd word to put into the show, but I thought; "Hey it's a christian show, gotta teach kids about hell at some point." The show played on.
It was just a rerun of the episode where Junior tells a fib, but it got interrupted. A scary, ANGRY face showed up for a split second. Then it showed Bob and Larry with a Sad Look, and it showed a Person walking into the kitchen where they hang. A line of dialogue appeared in red text below Bob and Larry, saying "I can't wait to make cucumber soup! I will also add tomatoes, since this will push the episode even further in the wrong direction." Then, a knife showed up. Scared, Bob and Larry tried to run away, but they over looked one important detail; they don't have fucking legs. The knife started chopping them up. Hyper realistic blood started spewing out of their penises, hyper-realisticly.
It shows Bob's tomato organs being mixed with Larry's cucumber testicles. It cuts to black, the credits play but gets interrupted by a scary pop up! (Shown in the corner) SO
FUCKING SCARY GOD DAMMIT!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
I became a fat, neckbeard atheist after watching that, because no god would allow that to be created.